Alexa Daskalakis

LIFE INSURANCE DISCLOSURE PACKET

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Life Insurance Disclosure Packet
Policyholder: [Redacted]
Issued by: The System
Product Type: Whole Life (No Guarantees)
Effective Date: At first recorded heartbeat

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SECTION 1: POLICY OVERVIEW

This policy insures your existence against the inevitability of non-existence.
Coverage begins without consent and cannot be paused, refunded, or renegotiated.

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SECTION 2: PREMIUM PAYMENTS

Premiums are deducted daily in the form of:
• Physical wear
• Cognitive dissonance
• Compromises that look small at the time

Total cost is unknown. You’ll pay until it’s over.

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SECTION 3: BENEFICIARY STRUCTURE

You may designate beneficiaries.
Common defaults include:
• People who barely knew you
• Systems that outlived you
• A digital footprint you lost control of years ago

Final distribution is not guaranteed.
Interpretation of “legacy” may vary by era, platform, or algorithm.

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SECTION 4: COVERED EVENTS
• Fleeting recognition
• Occasional intimacy
• The belief you mattered (at least briefly)

Payout is non-monetary and often symbolic.

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SECTION 5: EXCLUSIONS

This policy does not cover:
• Sudden understanding of purpose
• Emotional resolution
• Return of missed time
• Guarantees of being remembered accurately

Also excluded:
• All events described as “supposed to happen by now.”

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SECTION 6: DEATH BENEFIT

Payable upon cessation of activity.
Will be disbursed as:
• A moment of silence
• A polite email chain
• Some discomfort at dinner
• Then normalization

Payout will be taxed by time.

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SECTION 7: TERMINATION CLAUSE

This policy terminates upon:
• Physical death
• Social irrelevance
• Emotional flattening
Whichever is processed first.

No reactivation clause.

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SECTION 8: OPTIONAL RIDERS

Additional riders may be added by request or accident:
• Accidental Impact Rider (subjective)
• Delayed Recognition Addendum (posthumous)
• The “You Were Right” Clause (rarely invoked)

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FINAL NOTICE TO POLICYHOLDER:
By continuing, you consent to be forgotten on your own terms or someone else’s.
Thank you for your participation.

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You were seen, briefly.
You are not owed more than that.

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This is not legal advice, a valid policy, or an attempt to offer or sell insurance. It is a creative document. Please don’t submit claims.